2027 J Skis Allplay
J Skis ski — dimensions 122/97/118 mm, radius 17.5 m m.
You thought those yellow-jacketed ski resort enforcers were real people telling you to slow down and stay on marked trails? Nope. Robots! Machines controlled by corporate mountain resort overlords. And they've finally been unmasked. Like cockroaches, yellow jackets seem evolutionarily engineered to be nearly indestructible.